Adults think it’s disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you
(via just-shower-thoughts)
All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
and yet it’s still the most unrealistic thing ever
(via liftedandgiftedd)
When you fart in a company you should apologize as loud as you fart, so only the people who heard the fart will hear your excuses.
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what happened to polly pocket???? is she okay??? did she die????
(via spongebobssquarepants)
