Adults think it’s disrespectful when you don’t let them disrespect you
All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.
and yet it’s still the most unrealistic thing ever
(via liftedandgiftedd)
When you fart in a company you should apologize as loud as you fart, so only the people who heard the fart will hear your excuses.
what happened to polly pocket???? is she okay??? did she die????
(via spongebobssquarepants)
